question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Damn victory sex feels great
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