"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Let's get the cat blown out
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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