I'm gonna have a badass scar
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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