matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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