I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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