Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
3 2 1 whiskey
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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