Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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