Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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