Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Help. Why am I so naked?
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