I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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