Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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