hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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