worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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