remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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