Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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