What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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