girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The struggles of a small town man whore
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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