how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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