only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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