I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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