My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She's the barista slut.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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