So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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