Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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