Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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