wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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