no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
My bed smells like the plague
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