for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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