Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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