Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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