Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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