Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
