I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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