I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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