if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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