I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
My breasts were aching with rage.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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