We won't sleep together?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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