walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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