Whatcha textin bout Willis?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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