So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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