i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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