Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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