I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The uberlube is also flammable
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Randomize
