STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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