Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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