there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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