go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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