Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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