Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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