Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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