oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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