Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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