I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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