so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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