Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit