He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.