At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.