I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina