i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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